Cities of the future

The future always seemed like such a cool thing, don't you agree ? We were gonna have hover cars and holiday resorts on the moon! WTF happened to that? I am SO disappointed! I want my money back, a full refund I want.

Here I've been waiting. I've put up with the Spice Girls, puffy skirts, permed hair, grunge, and all that crap, just to be there when THE FUTURE arrives. But what is my reward? I made it past Y2K, but everything didn't go chrome overnight... I was willing to give it some time, you know not everything will happen just like that, but hey, it's been 5 years now!

I want hover crafts, I want biotech implants, I want a highly nutritious pill that will supply all my dietary needs and I want designer drugs! 2005, and we're still doing LSD... HELLO?!?